So, I was at the Twins home opener against Baltimore on Monday night. We won, it was a rather exciting game, but the big finish came when a drunk fan fell over the railing and decided, while he was on the field, he might as well make the most of it. He make it most of the way across center field, as the cops were slow to respond and looked like they were more comfortable in a donut shop than patrolling the streets. Things had slowed down in the last few innings, so this made the last inning just a bit more exciting.
